Deservedly. I was wrong. I have no excuse, but I do have an explanation.
I was getting exasperated. This was a student who apparently is studying functions (admittedly at the very threshold) and who does not know FOIL or how to factor a quadratic. The teacher that gave her a passing grade out of pre-algebra should be taken out to the parking lot during recess and trampled to protoplasm by elephants high on psychotropic drugs to the cheers of the abused students. This is why students say “I am terrible at math.” Some idiot teacher just moved them on deeper and deeper into math when someone should have seen the students were floundering with the concept of a variable and needed help before being sent into deeper waters.