. . \(\displaystyle \begin{array}{c}\text{It's obvious that I'm a George Carlin fan.} \\ \text{I will never be the Master Wordsmith that he was,} \\ \text{but I dabble in the strange/bizzare in our language.} \\ \\ \\ \\ Oronym\text{: an extension of the homonym} \\ \\ \text{Ice cream} \\ \text{I scream} \\ \\ \text{A notion} \\ \text{An ocean} \\ \\ \text{Toyota} \\ \text{Toy Yoda} \\ \\ \text{The stuffy nose can lead to problems.} \\ \text{The stuff he knows can lead to problems.} \\ \\ \text{The good can decay many ways.} \\ \text{The good candy came anyways.} \end{array}\)
\(\displaystyle \begin{array}{c} Eggcorns\text{: from a misunderstanding of "acorn"} \\ \\ \text{skimp milk} \\ \text{mind-bottling} \\ \text{jar-dropping} \\ \text{lame man's terms} \\ \\ \\ \\Garden\!-\!Path\;Sentences\text{: self-explanatory} \\ \\ \text{The man pushed through the door fell.} \\ \\ \text{I told the girl the cat scratched Bill would help her.} \\ \\ \text{The old dog the footsteps of the young.} \\ \\ \text{The florist sent the bouquet of flowers was very flattered.} \\ \\ \text{The cotton clothing is made of grows in Mississippi.} \\ \\ \text{Because he always jogs a mile seems a short distance to him.} \end{array}\)