Weight riddles/jokes - - - - (motivated by another thread regarding weights)

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From the other post in the other thread:
"During the first two weeks in May, a man weighs himself daily (in pounds) and records the data in the table below:"


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Question 1: What would a butcher weigh on the Moon?

(The answer is toward the bottom.)





It came to pass that this butcher decided to open his own restaurant on the Moon.


Question 2: What is the reason that the butcher's restaurant business failed on the Moon?

(The answer is toward the bottom.)

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Answer to 1:
He would weigh meats!
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Answer to 2:
It had no atmosphere.
 
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Nice one. However, what does an atmosphere have to do with the success of a restaurant?
 
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