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soroban

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. . . . . . . . . . . . . . Required Reading


\(\displaystyle \begin{array}{ccccccccc}\text{Nostalgia} & & \text{The Eleventh Hour} & & \text{King Kong}\\ \text{by Ira Member} & &\text{by Justin Time} & & \text{by Hugh Jape} \\ \\ \text{The Rainy Season} & & \text{Big White Bird} & & \text{Cereal Story} \\ \text{by Rufus Leeking} & & \text{by Albert Ross} & & \text{by Ryan Dotes} \\ \\ \text{The Unexpected} && \text{How to Apologize} && \text{Celementine} \\ \text{by Oliver Sudden} && \text{by Thayer Thorry} && \text{by Omar Darling} \\ \\ \text{Keeping the Peace} && \text{Don't Ask Me} && \text{The Undead} \\ \text{by Lorne Order} && \text{by Howard I. Noe} && \text{by Horace Tory} \\ \\ \text{D-Day} && \text{The Paint Ingredient} && \text{The Dentist} \\ \text{by Norman D. Landing} && \text{by Lindsey Doyle} && \text{by Phil McAvity}\\ \\ \text{The Faith} && \text{That's Life} && \text{Small Change} \\ \text{by Abel Leever} && \text{by Sela Vee} && \text{by Nicola Dime} \\ \\ \text{Tolstoi} && \text{Patriotic Songs} && \text{The End of the Week} \\ \text{by Warren Peese} && \text{by Homer D. Brave} && \text{by Gladys Friday} \\ \\ \text{Where's My Hat?} && \text{Round the Mountain} && \text{Armageddon} \\ \text{by Sonia Head} && \text{Sheila B. Cummin} && \text{by Helena Handcart} \end{array}\)

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .\(\displaystyle \begin{array}{c}\text{Fractions} \\ \text{by Lois Carmen DeNominata} \end{array}\)

 
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A bit like: how many interviews did Cary grant? How many single's bars did Tom cruise?
 
How many gardens did Sam spade?

How many autographs did Sean penn?

How many cheques did Johnny cash?
 
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