Two Relativity limericks -- Authors unknown to me

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\(\displaystyle There \ was \ a \ young \ lady \ named \ Bright\)

\(\displaystyle Who \ traveled \ much \ faster \ than \ light\)

\(\displaystyle She \ went\ out \ one \ day\)

\(\displaystyle In \ a \ relative \ way\)

\(\displaystyle And \ came \ back \ the \ previous \ night!\)



\(\displaystyle Said \ the \ Bright \ one \ to \ her \ friends \ in \ chatter\)

\(\displaystyle I \ have \ learned \ something \ new \ about \ matter\)

\(\displaystyle As \ my \ speed \ was \ so \ great\)

\(\displaystyle Much \ increased \ was \ my \ weight\)

\(\displaystyle Yet \ I \ failed \ to \ become \ any \ fatter!\)
 
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