mathwannabe
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A man went to the pet shop with an intention to buy a pet parrot.
He went to the birds section of the shop and started checking displayed parrots.
One parrot caught the mans eye and he asked the owner about the price.
"10000 euros" the owner said.
The man raised his eyebrow demonstrating his surprise.
"What's the catch" asked the man.
"This here parrot has the entire Bible memorized in his head. You just tell him the number of paragraph and he will recite it to you" answered the owner.
"Interesting" said the man "but I just want an ordinary parrot".
The man continued browsing the displayed parrots and finally asked "how much is this one", pointing at one of the birds.
"That one is 100000 euros" said the owner.
"B-b-b-but why so expensive" asked the man.
"That one knows the entire Encyclopedia Britannica... You tell him what you want to know about and he will recite to you the article from the encyclopedia" explained the owner.
"Pfff" said the man, wondering will he ever find a parrot for less than five figures.
"Oh, that one looks nice, how much for that one" asked the men.
"That one I'm not giving for less than 1000000 euros. Not a dime less" said the owner.
"WHAT THE FU*K DOES THAT ONE KNOW" yelled out the man, now heavily frustrated.
"Well", said the owner, "I don't know what he knows, but those other two are calling him BOSS".
XD
He went to the birds section of the shop and started checking displayed parrots.
One parrot caught the mans eye and he asked the owner about the price.
"10000 euros" the owner said.
The man raised his eyebrow demonstrating his surprise.
"What's the catch" asked the man.
"This here parrot has the entire Bible memorized in his head. You just tell him the number of paragraph and he will recite it to you" answered the owner.
"Interesting" said the man "but I just want an ordinary parrot".
The man continued browsing the displayed parrots and finally asked "how much is this one", pointing at one of the birds.
"That one is 100000 euros" said the owner.
"B-b-b-but why so expensive" asked the man.
"That one knows the entire Encyclopedia Britannica... You tell him what you want to know about and he will recite to you the article from the encyclopedia" explained the owner.
"Pfff" said the man, wondering will he ever find a parrot for less than five figures.
"Oh, that one looks nice, how much for that one" asked the men.
"That one I'm not giving for less than 1000000 euros. Not a dime less" said the owner.
"WHAT THE FU*K DOES THAT ONE KNOW" yelled out the man, now heavily frustrated.
"Well", said the owner, "I don't know what he knows, but those other two are calling him BOSS".
XD