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A group of medical interns gathered to observe their first autopsy.
The pathologist began by saying, "There are two concepts that are more important than any others which you must all learn right away in order to become doctors. The first is that you not be disgusted by anything having to do with the human body."
At this, he pulled back the sheet covering the cadaver, separated the buttocks, inserted a finger into the rectum, and withdrew it. He then thoroughly sucked on his finger, and instructed each of the interns to do the same.
Naturally, the interns were hesitant, but eventually they each put their finger into the dead person's butt and then sucked on it.
The pathologist then continued. He said, "The second most-important concept is to always pay attention. I put my middle finger into the rectum, but I sucked on my index finger."
Life is tough.
It's remarkably tough for idiots, so PAY ATTENTION.
