Scary maths joke

[Harry_the_cat]

I heard a very scary maths joke but I'm \(\displaystyle 2^2\) to say it!

 

[Deleted member 4993]

I heard a very scary maths joke but I'm \(\displaystyle 2^2\) to say it!

 

[JeffM]

I heard a very scary maths joke but I'm \(\displaystyle 2^2\) to say it!

I need a martini.

 

[Steven G]

I need a double martini.

 

[Harry_the_cat]

 

[Harry_the_cat]

 

[Harry_the_cat]

 

[Otis]

René Descartes was finishing off a martini, when the bartender asked if he’d like another.

“I think not,” said Descartes, upon which he immediately disappeared.

?

 

[Otis]

Why do us math folks get to drink as much as we like?

Spoiler

We know our limits.

 

[Deleted member 4993]

René Descartes was finishing off a martini, when the bartender asked if he’d like another.

“I think not,” said Descartes, upon which he immediately disappeared.

?

That is not a math joke!! That is an existential joke!!