Relatively Good Limerick

[Deleted member 4993]

This limerick is again attributed to annon - supplied by my son Rishi

There once was a racer named Fisk
Who took a considerable risk
When his dragster got traction - the Fitzgerald contraction
Reduced his wazoo to a disc

 

[Denis]

TRACTION doesn't rhyme with FISK :shock:

 

[Deleted member 4993]

TRACTION doesn't rhyme with FISK :shock:

That's third half-line which rhymes with "contraction" - end of the other third half-line (or fourth line) - well rhymes better than that "lass" standing in the ebbing tide..... and we had to wait for the high tide to rhyme... :twisted:

 

[Denis]

 

[ti-tur lalonde]

Here's a good one!

There was a young girl from Rabat,

who had triplets, Nat, Pat and Tat;

It was fun in the breeding,

But **** in the feeding,

When she found she had no tit for Tat.