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[mmm4444bot]

Every uneducated person is a caricature of himself.

~ Karl Wilhelm Friedrich von Schlegel

 

[BigGlenntheHeavy]

\(\displaystyle "Most \ people \ are \ willing \ to \ work, \ and \ the \ rest \ are \ willing \ to \ let \ them."\)

\(\displaystyle Charles \ Dickens\)

 

[Aladdin]

\(\displaystyle " \ Education \ is \ a \ better \ safeguard \ of \ liberty \ than \ a \ standing \ army\ "\)

Edward Everett

 

[soroban]

. . \(\displaystyle \begin{array}{c}\text{Two Secrets for Success:} \\ \\ \text{1. Never tell anyone everything you know.} \\ \\ \\ ^{\text{[Author unknown]}} \end{array}\)

 

[Denis]

I miss my ex ... but my aim is getting better ...

 

[Deleted member 4993]

A Hindu (believes in reincarnation) told his friend that in next life, he wanted to come back as a cockroach.

"Why that dirty insect?" - asked the befuddled friend.

"That is the only thing my wife is afraid of....." said the tortured soul.

 

[Denis]

"That is the only thing my wife is afraid of....." said the tortured soul.

should be "replied", not "said" : over to the corner (which I just vacated!)

 

[Deleted member 4993]

"That is the only thing my wife is afraid of....." said the tortured soul.

should be "replied", not "said" : over to the corner (which I just vacated!)

But he was tortured and confused and he could only mumble (say)..... not enough spunk left to reply.

 

[soroban]

. . \(\displaystyle \begin{array}{c} \text{Cogito cogito.} \\ \text{Ergo cogito sum,} \\ \text{cogito.} \\ \\ ^{\text{I think that I think.}} \\ ^\text{Therefore, I think I am,}} \\ ^{\text{I think.} } \\ \\ \text{Henri "Bubba" Descartes} \end{array}\)

 

[mmm4444bot]

I never let schooling get in the way of my education.

~ Mark Twain

 

[Denis]

I'm a nobody ; nobody is perfect ; therefore I'm perfect !

I know I'm bright: my mother called me sun ...

 

[mmm4444bot]

I know I'm bright: my mother called me sun

Yeah, a self-luminous massive body ... :lol: