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Like most, once you see how the metric system works, you will wonder why oh why we Americans stubbornly cling to our archaic system. :p
 
MarkFL said:
Like most, once you see how the metric system works, you will wonder why oh why we Americans stubbornly cling to our archaic system. :p
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Because we like to pound our foot ......
 
JeffM said:
pound our feet

pounds instead of grams

feet instead of meters

Horrible joke. May never let Subhotosh Khan back out of the corner.
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oh. I get it now. Yeah, jeffs right S. Kahn, that was a horrible joke.
 
According to one of my favorite movies, we would just call this a "royale with cheese." :mrgreen:
 
Since 1/4 lb ≈ 1 Newton

McDonalds at Canada is selling "Newton-Burgers" instead of Quarter pounders.
 
Subhotosh Khan said:
Since 1/4 lb ≈ 1 Newton

McDonalds at Canada is selling "Newton-Burgers" instead of Quarter pounders.
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Then a Fig Newton cookie could be called a "Fig Quarter Pounder" or a "Fig Four Ouncer."


And Isaac Newton could be known as "Isaac Quarter Pounder" or "Isaac Four Ouncer."


And Olivia Newton-John could be known as "Olivia Quarter Ponder-John" or "Olivia Four Ouncer-John."

She could sing "Let's Get Physical Properties."


And Wayne Newton could be called "Wayne Quarter Pounder" or "Wayne Four Ouncer."
 
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