. . \(\displaystyle \begin{array}{c} \text{War does not determine who is right}\\ \text{only who is left.} \\ \\ \text{I thought I wanted a career,} \\ \text{but I only wanted paychecks.} \\ \\ \text{If God is watching us,} \\ \text{the least we can do is be entertaining.} \\ \\ \text{I didn't say it was your fault.}\\ \text{I said I was blaming you.} \\ \\ \text{To steal ideas from one person is plagarism.} \\ \text{To steal from many is called research.} \\ \\ \text{I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain}\\ \text{to be a vegetarian.} \\ \\ \text{A bus station is where the bus stops.} \\ \text{A trin station is where the train stops.} \\ \text{On my desk, I have a work station . . .} \\ \\ \text{On an application where it says,} \\ \text{"In case of emergency, notify"}\\ \text{I always write DOCTOR.} \\ \text{What's my mother going to do?} \\ \\ \text{How is it one careless match} \\ \text{can start a forest fire,} \\ \text{but it takes a whole box of matches}\\ \text{to start a campfire?} \\ \\ \text{I saw a woman with a sweatshirt}\\ \text{that said "Guess" on it.}\\ \text{So I said, "Implants?"}\end{array}\)
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. . \(\displaystyle \begin{array}{c} \text{War does not determine who is right}\\ \text{only who is left.} \\ \\ \text{I thought I wanted a career,} \\ \text{but I only wanted paychecks.} \\ \\ \text{If God is watching us,} \\ \text{the least we can do is be entertaining.} \\ \\ \text{I didn't say it was your fault.}\\ \text{I said I was blaming you.} \\ \\ \text{To steal ideas from one person is plagarism.} \\ \text{To steal from many is called research.} \\ \\ \text{I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain}\\ \text{to be a vegetarian.} \\ \\ \text{A bus station is where the bus stops.} \\ \text{A trin station is where the train stops.} \\ \text{On my desk, I have a work station . . .} \\ \\ \text{On an application where it says,} \\ \text{"In case of emergency, notify"}\\ \text{I always write DOCTOR.} \\ \text{What's my mother going to do?} \\ \\ \text{How is it one careless match} \\ \text{can start a forest fire,} \\ \text{but it takes a whole box of matches}\\ \text{to start a campfire?} \\ \\ \text{I saw a woman with a sweatshirt}\\ \text{that said "Guess" on it.}\\ \text{So I said, "Implants?"}\end{array}\)
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I bought some batteries, but they weren't included, so I had to buy them again.
Subhotosh invented the cordless extension cord. Brilliant!
Bank of America says, "24-Hour Banking", but I don't have that much time.
Denis asked me if I knew what time it was; I said, "Yes, but not right now".
I just sent Soroban a postcard of Earth, as viewed from outer space. I wrote, "Wish you were here."
For hunters, it's a good thing we have gravity. Otherwise, dead birds would just stay up there.
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Oh no... now everybody knows what I am working on.... Mark you blabbermouth....
However, it is not too far-fetched (the cordless extension cord). Tesla almost invented that - and these days with bluetooth technology - welll why I am telling you guys all these secret stuff...
mmm4444bot said:
Oh no... now everybody knows what I am working on.... Mark you blabbermouth....
However, it is not too far-fetched (the cordless extension cord). Tesla almost invented that - and these days with bluetooth technology - welll why I am telling you guys all these secret stuff...
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soroban said: