Mind Reading I
1. What was said.
2. What was thought.
1. I won't insult your intelligence.
2. I doubt that I can.
1. You were marvelously
spontaneous in the part.
2. Try rehearsing.
1. Thursday? I'll check my calendar.
2. One, two, three, four, five, . . .
1. The whaling prints are charming.
I love the nautical wallpaper.
The bunk bed is just adorable.
2. How could she have thought that
I meant the actual little boy's room?
1. He's a he.
2. I can't believe this jerk
never heard of Joyce Kilmer.
1. What a lovely baby!
He looks just like his father.
2. Whoever he is.
1. I really had something with
larger diamonds in mind.
2. It sure beats waiting out there in the cold.
1. I'm surprised that an intelligent person like you
would take astrology seriously.
2. So Leos are distinguished and sexy, eh?
1. 'Tis a far, far better thing I do . . .
2. Help! Mommy!
1. I met your brother today
It's amazing how different you two are.
2. I like your brother.
1. I refuse to answer on the grounds
that it might tend to incriminate me.
2. In the cellar.