I'm trying to make it short, but anyway here's the whole thing:
It was a hot and humid Tuesday, and all was calm in Mayberry. Suddenly, in a lather, Floyd the
barber bursts into the sheriff’s office, crying “Thief! Thief!”
Deputy Barney, obviously just awakened by the shouting, stumbles out of the back room, pistol
drawn, fumbling for the .38 cartridge in his pocket. “What? Who?” Seeing Floyd there, he reluctantly
holsters his weapon, sits behind the sheriff’s desk, takes out his notebook, and begins the interrogation.
“What? Who?” he repeats, styfling a yawn.
“I don’t know who, but I’ve been robbed,” replies the barber, out of breath. “I left my safe door
open and walked across the street for an ice cream soda. When I returned twenty minutes later, I
discovered that a sack of coins had been taken from the safe. Oh, my, oh, my! I knew I should have
locked it! They didn’t touch the bills, though, so I suspect it was kids, maybe that little red-haired boy.”
“Well, I doubt it was Opie. But how much was taken?”
“Forty-three coins.”
“What? No, I mean how much were the coins worth? Forty-three coins could be worth anything
from 43¢ to $43.00.”
“I don’t know, I was going to put them in my cash register this afternoon. But an accompanying
note from the mint did say that the shipping charge would be based on the total weight of the coins,
304.588 grams. Oh, and the note proudly said all pennies, nickels, dimes, quarters, half-dollars, and
dollars enclosed had been freshly minted and stamped 2012.” “Well, for my police report, I’ve got to know the value of the stolen property, Floyd.”
“Barney, what am I going to do? I need those coins for my register.”
I went to US mint website, did a bunch of different combination, and I got 14 dollars for all the coins. And left with 1.648 grams, by taking 304.588 - 302.94.