Help Create A Math Joke

[nogenuis]

Hi everyone,

I'm trying to create a mathematical formula for keeping your sh*t together, so that it can be expressed on a T-shirt for geeks to buy and admire.

I'm not too hot at math, and I realize there should probably be a subset sign or something in here, and at the moment I'm not really keeping it together, just spreading it around. See if you can improve (and explain) a better formula.

On the tee, there would be no asterix.

Here's what I've got:

I+m (sh*t(sh*t))

 

[pka]

I'm trying to create a mathematical formula for keeping your sh*t together, so that it can be expressed on a T-shirt for geeks to buy and admire.

\(\displaystyle \Large{\emptyset\in\{\emptyset\}\text{ and }\emptyset\subset\{\emptyset\}}\)