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mmm4444bot

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If you had purchased $1,000 worth of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, then you would have $49 today.

If you had purchased $1,000 worth of shares in AIG one year ago, then you would have $33 today.

If you had purchased $1,000 worth of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, then you would have $0 today.

If you had purchased $1,000 worth of shares in WaMu one year ago, then you would have $0 today.

If you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, had drunk all the beer, and had recycled the aluminum cans for refund, then you would have $214 today.

The best current investment plan is drink heavily & recycle. Ask your financial advisor about starting a 401-KEG, today!

(No kudos, please. I'm trying to become more humble.)
 
Still, at an 80% loss... Best you could hope for now-a-days I guess :lol:
 
And, I bet you'll be darn proud of yourself when you become humble.
 
I entered a humility contest once; finished in 2nd place.
However, the winner cheated :shock:

FACT: if you know you're humble, then you're not.
 
Denis said:
… FACT: if you know you're humble, then you're not.



COROLLARY: one wins a humility contest posthumously or not at all.

(Let's hope that Denis is not rushing to try for 1st place.)
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mmm4444bot said:

If you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, had drunk all the beer, and had recycled the aluminum cans for refund, then you would have $214 today.
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How would you have gone with Diet Coke? 8-)
 
DrMike said:
mmm4444bot said:

If you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, had drunk all the beer, and had recycled the aluminum cans for refund, then you would have $214 today.
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How would you have gone with Diet Coke? 8-)
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NO comparison: unless you can drink 24 diet cokes at one sitting :idea:
 
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