Did-I-Say-That? Department

[mmm4444bot]

Classified ad in the Philadelphia Inquirer:

ACCOUNTANT NEEDED.
PLEASE FAX YOUR RÉSUMÉ
INCOMPETENCE TO:
215-581- ▓ ▓ ▓ ▓ .

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[Deleted member 4993]

A competent accountant will figure out our "cheating scheme" and will want a cut - that cannot be tolerated.

 

[mmm4444bot]

I saw this sign in San Diego posted at the entrance to a car-rental joint where they boast about getting you on-the-road in less than 20 minutes.

Oops. Another child left behind.

 

[HallsofIvy]

Memo From Admin. Services.
Air condition broken: please bare...whoops, bear...with us.

Hey, if the air conditioner is broken, "bare with us" seem perfectly sensible!