crazy teacher

12-year-old-poet

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Kenzie: "My math teacher is crazy".
Mother: "Why?"
Kenzie: Yesterday she told us that five is 4+1; today she is telling us that five is 3 + 2."


or

"How many seconds are there in a year?" can you answer the 2 question?
 
This year, there are 53 second days of the week.
Should a replier repeat the 'Title' (wasteful of electrons) or create a different one (confusing) or leave it blank?
What are the convenient options for putting in respectable-looking equations? Pasting from word processors?
 
Hello, 12-year-old-poet!

How many seconds are there in a year?

That is the punchline to a classic joke . . .


The resident psychologist at a retirement home was testing an elderly resident.

RP: Sir, I'd like to ask you a few questions.
ER: Sure, go ahead.
RP: How many months have 28 days?
ER: All of them.
RP: Hmm, that wasn't the answer I expected, but you're right.
. . . Next question: name two days which begin with "T".
ER: Today and tomorrow.
RP: Um ... well, you're right again.
. . . You can use this calculator for the last question.
. . .And take all the time you need.
. . .How many seconds in a year?
EP: Twelve.
RP: Twelve? .How did you get twelve?
EP: Simple: January second, February second, . . .
 
Very Funny

I like that joke a lot. I'm going to tell my son that one.
LMAO

Thanks for the laugh!
MeeshaLin
 
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