BFF and all that

[elaynawitte00]

WARNING: Beer soaked rambling/opinion/observation ahead. Read at your own risk. Not to be taken seriously. In no event shall Sir jonah in his inebriated state be liable to anyone for special, collateral, incidental, or consequential damages in connection with or arising out of the use of his beer (and tequila) powered views.Ah elayna, if that is your real first name, that is indeed a very tempting offer!Does that come with a recent selfie?Anyway, you only need to isolate y and your troubles are over.Sir Ishuda must have a lot on his mind when he posted what he did. I'm almost certain you meant to write the following:Which of the following function notations corresponds to the equation below? y - 5.99x = -5 A. f(x) = 5.99x - 5 B. f(y) = 5y - 5.99 C. f(y) = 5.99y - 5 D. f(x) = 5x - 5.99As you can see my dear BFF elayna, A is the clear choice.Now don't you forget your promise!

I didn't necessarily PROMISE anything, dude. But sure, we're BFF's now, wth.

 

[HallsofIvy]

Clearly you just need a little more beer!

 

[jonah2.0]

WARNING: Beer soaked rambling/opinion/observation ahead. Read at your own risk. Not to be taken seriously. In no event shall Sir jonah in his inebriated state be liable to anyone for special, collateral, incidental, or consequential damages in connection with or arising out of the use of his beer (and tequila) powered views.

I didn't necessarily PROMISE anything, dude. But sure, we're BFF's now, wth.

Language young lady, language.
Do you deny that your thread title was in effect a promise?
I'm a little bit hurt and somewhat saddened by your denial.
Precious beer was after all consumed whilst I was endeavoring to help thou.
But not to worry, since thou now sayest we're now BFF and I have beer besides me table, then Lady elayna, dudette, what's a little forgetfulness (or denial) and some swearing between BFF every now and then.

I would say your beer soaked brain was working pretty good then.

Aye Sir Ishuda, I say aye. With just the right amount and really good beer, me dead tired body and brain gets rejuvenated somehow. With anti allergy meds, the world seems like a cold bitter place. Too much and we begin to see things.

Clearly you just need a little more beer!

I'll drink to that Sir Halls of Ivy, I'll drink to that.
But in case I should go out of line in my drunken posts, I hope none of you will hesitate to call me out. We all need a reality check every now and then.

 

[elaynawitte00]

I DO deny that the title was a promise. What in the bloody h*ll gave you the idea that I was being serious?No offense though.

 

[HallsofIvy]

Knowing the internet, "Elaynawitt00" might well be a 300 pound defensive tackle on a college football team!

 

[HallsofIvy]

Very nervous!

 

[jonah2.0]

WARNING: Beer soaked rambling/opinion/observation ahead. Read at your own risk. Not to be taken seriously. In no event shall Sir jonah in his inebriated state be liable to anyone for special, collateral, incidental, or consequential damages in connection with or arising out of the use of his beer (and tequila) powered views.

I DO deny that the title was a promise.

Please Help! "Functions" Help, and I'll Be Your BFF!

Ah Lady elayna, with such an attention grabbing title, I am indeed very much surprised at your denial.
Seeing that thread title nearly floored me from laughing and I just had to read it to see if I could be of any help to some poor high school teenage girl who's inventive enough to come up with such a silly title but whose actual problem is relatively easy.
But no worries, we're BFF now like you said aren't we???:wink:
And besides, at the risk of being crude, I repeat myself, what's a little forgetfulness (or denial) and some swearing between BFF every now and then. Also, methinks Sir Ishuda ought to be your BFF also since he helped you first.
But still, your denial (and ingratitude - what with nary a thank you and all) somehow immediately recalled to my beer soaked brain that song "Will you still love me tomorrow".
Methinks I'll sing along to that tune later on at youtube while drinking some tequila.

What in the bloody h*ll gave you the idea that I was being serious?

So you were under the impression that I thought you were being serious huh?:shock::shock:
Considering that my warning disclaimer is prominently displayed at the beginning of my posts, I'm a bit surprised that you should take me seriously at all!
Bloody? British are we?

No offense though.

None at all. As you said, we're now BFF.
I do love how people go about giving other people a hard time and then say "No offense" afterwards as if that makes things better.
It's just beautiful. I reiterate, B-E-A-U-T-I-F-U-L.